If someone tells you they played Semi-Pro, that means they played on a summer team.
If someone says “you are Semi-Pro” they are saying, you stink.
When a kid’s Mom or Dad tells you he throws 88 it means he throws 82, it just looks faster because the people in his small town can’t catch up to that noise.
When a kid’s Mom or Dad tells you they were invited to a baseball camp at (insert any school) it means they got a form letter that 1,000 other kids received. (Sorry to all my college coaching buddies for giving out your secret)
You should not lie about how far you made it because GOOGLE will always tell the truth.
Do not tell me you were the starting SS at school if you wereen’t, because again, GOOGLE will tell the truth.
Most kids do not truly understand what it takes to play collegiate baseball, especially at D I or D II.
Most hitting conversations are a waste of time because they are either between two people who agree and are saying the same thing, or they are between two people who have different views, and neither is willing to change. Either way, it is a complete waste of time, and nothing is learned.
Jogging to first base just proves you are a lazy cry baby.
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